Stressvision

Heyyyyyyy kids!!!!!!!!!
Wait'll they get a load a me!
Let me tell you something bendejo.
before we start at the beginning let me say just this: I know who you are.
I've had strange phone calls and somebody wants to hit on my horses, but I don't have any horses.
Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer. Stress is a killer.
This just in: Stress Kills!
Are you under stress lately? Have your friends and relatives and utter strangers got your heart beating furiously, pounding nearly to the other side of your chest cavity. Then try going to the dentist and have him look at your chest cavity, and while you're there try not reading those lousy magazines always on display. And try not watching the dentist channel. If the tv was off would you still watch it? Yes! I know it's absolutely fabulous that we can be someone else for half hours at a time. Thank you. There is a way out of distress!
Merry Christmas!

Title, of course

I was supposed to have edited all my previous posts. I'm not sure why I did it, honestly. Either from habit or whim or both. They can still be read, of course. A little imagination can cure anything.