Jesus H. Mermaid

What a splendid little episode, the people voting for terror. And pretty soon they'll vote for their GWB and effectively change the face of all their problems. Voting. If you're bored, sure. Smart? Democracy, changing the face of problems for two hundred years. Jesus for King. Jesus for King. Does he need a running mate? Does he need a running, mate? Does he, need a running mate?

Did I mention the nude calendar I have? I don't remember. But there it was lying beside the bed, stuck on January, her dates were all wrong and I thought I found the key to eternal life, but then I saw the page had flipped over to February seemingly all on its own, and there was a woman inside with pretty eyes and warm skin like a beached mermaid, with a name symbolizing fate. And so February it was the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

Hugs

I got an email from one Lawanda Dejesus. The watch queen.
Better yet, I just talked to Kayla. She got worried that she called the wrong number, and her voice broke. Poor thing, needs a hug. Doesn't everybody need a hug? Of course. Where's my hug? Come here darling. I'll be there shortly.

Sun and rain!

Online courses of course.
that's not why I'm here today. Today is a good day. Why don't we all break the law today?! yes, today is a good day for breaking the law. The sun is shining today. Do not fear going over thirty-five miles an hour. Come on. You're a good driver. Laws only apply to morons who need guidance. Shit. Shit, Shit" Shit:; not even then.
That was a lot of shit I just spelled out. I feel proud about it. It's so easy to feel proud, and you know you got it going on if you feel it. To feel the sunshine after forty days of rain is such a refresher. It's like,,,breaking the law. I'm alive again! I'm not sewage, I knew I wasn't sewage! Why did I ever think I was sewage? How was I looped into that one? Oh my God! People can do anything! I can never seem to remember how it all begins. It rained the other day, that's all I can recall. Just the first day, and after that it's all one blur, like my rain goggles failed, they steamed up or were wrecked or stolen, I don't even know if I had them! Where are my rain goggles and what do they look like!? I thought I had a dream that a close relative stepped on them, but maybe it wasn't a dream. No, it wasn't. They were all there. They all trampled my precious goggles, the only thing in the world that could help me see. Or was it a dream? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I'm awake now, and I don't need no fucking goggles! The sun is shining everybody! The sun is shining and I feel great! I feel like there's something I have to do. I'm doing it now! How wonderful it is. How very wonderful.

Secret of the Universe

I often mix states of consciousness together. This morning I was dreaming and in the dream the guy downstairs was yelling at his lady friend, and actually was yelling. But I think my dream put different words in his mouth, they became my words and I was thinking about them as I was swimming in the pond. They were pretty important words. I wish I could remember them. It was something like the secret of the universe and mankind. Oh well. I might think of something even better today, awake.
I saw a man today and he said hello. A woman I saw several days ago and she asked me how I was doing and she was very nice and bore a strange resemblance to a person I know, but twenty years older and I swore she was the same person visiting me from the future. Then I got the mail and had a sore neck. My movie is due out in early March. Lindsay Lohan is hot with dark hair. I prefer the naked chick on my wall though. Her dates are wrong but that doesn't bother me a bit. It will be January all year I presume. Wow. I hope we get a lot of snow this year. I don't have an appointment to keep, so I'm signing off. Check you later Abe!