fuck off ye factual fuck

Some people are funnny. Ahh what does it fucking matter when I'm dead as a fucking doornail.
A fucking goddam doornail. I spit on this fucking doornail. Kiss my ass you fuck. I'd never talk to people like that. It's only facts that I'd tell to go fuck their mother.

And to end on a lovely tune, I'm thinking of a nice piece of American ass. I love American ass. Such sweet luscious ass. Luscious sweet luscious ass. I could go for an ass cream cone.