Hair

I know what it's like to grow long fingernails. I grew some long fingernails (on one hand anyway). I think I let them grow for a month or two before I cut em. This was a year or two ago. It was neat. I could tap them on the table and make music. They felt really cool, like getting a haircut feels cool. My hair got pretty long too at that time, and it is still relatively long, especially compared to how it's been my whole life before. I like the way it blows in the wind. It feels cool, even if it often looks like shit to others. A mere impulse could make me shave it all off, but I haven't had one yet. I did have an impulse, however, two weeks ago, and for the first time I trimmed my arm pit hairs pretty much down to the skin. I didn't shave em because I figured that would itch too much. It feels cool, really. And my deodorant was easier to apply. One thing I've been annoyed with lately is my toe hair. I don't shower every day and I have to wear socks because it's cold outside, so I get toe jam. When I unlock the jam it always manages to catch on a toe hair somewhere and to get it off I have to pull a little bit on them and that hurts, or tickles, I'm not sure which, but in any case I don't like it. I don't know if I'll ever trim my toe hair though, we'll see. I thought about trimming my leg hair yesterday. I've gotten comments about my hairy legs before. Before I had really hairy legs I thought it was cool to have hairy legs. I still think it's cool and I don't foresee myself trimming those hairs anytime soon, but I'll keep my mind open to it, as in everything. Do I have time to talk about crotch hair? Why not? That's my favorite question in spanish, ?por que no? Ass hair is annoying when you have certain kinds of shit, so off with it. Ball hair and all crotch hair itches, so off with it. Why does it grow back? Stupid fucking hair. Of course, if you wanted it to grow it wouldn't. I've had a receding hair line since high school. It doesn't seem to be getting worse, but it probably is. I'm not too self-conscious about it though, thank god. I'm not gonna fight it. If my hair falls out, it falls out. I can't seem to get any pussy with the hair I have anyways, so off with it. Some girls like bald men. Look at all those basketball players. They get tons of ass. I only want one, so the odds are in my favor when I lose my hair. Some people shave their chest hair. I don't. I like it and it doesn't itch too much so I keep it there. It looks good I think, but who knows what women think? Can they see through my shirt? Belly hair is okay, but I keep it trimmed because for some reason it grows longer than my chest hair, and it itches more and there's also a lint problem occasionally. I don't have ear hair yet, but nose hair I trim once in a while.

Damn it, now I'm pissed. What a fucking shit. Que te den por el fucking culo.